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Maxed Elvis Standing!
August 6, 2007 – 10:28 PM | 13 Comments

It's a meetings-and-deadlines shit show at work for the next few days, so it's bite-sized content until I can get my breath, but until then…
Maxed Out doesn't break much ground as far as the documentary …

More odds than ends
August 2, 2007 – 8:19 AM | 2 Comments

…If you missed the last Guyz Nite show, I'm bummed for you; it was rad.Thankgodfully, you can attend the next one, this Friday August 3 at Don Hill's (511 Greenwich at Spring in the 212).Even …

Independence Nite
July 3, 2007 – 3:28 PM | No Comment
Independence Nite

At loose ends on July 4? Looking for a rock show to round out a day of hot dogs and nearly blowing your fingers off with illegal fireworks? Then come to the Guyz Nite show …

Guyz Nite in the Timez
June 25, 2007 – 8:32 AM | 8 Comments

Mr. S, Gen, Skyrockets, and I have been trying to get together for dinner for like a month and a half, and it fell through again on Friday…because Mr. S had to go to the …

Don't know what to get Dad for Father's Day?
June 13, 2007 – 8:10 PM | 6 Comments

How about the "Father's Day" music video from Guyz Nite?
Yes, that's Mr. Stupidhead in the bear outfit. Obvi.
(Looking for the Die Hard vid? It's here, with a new fourth verse, but is yippee ki NSFW.)

April 12, 2007 – 10:12 AM | 24 Comments

I've recently gone back to recapping on Television Without Pity — on a show that's in progress right now, so I had to start cramming episodes frantically to get caught up.For the last week, I've …

Lilith Unfair
March 11, 2007 – 7:51 PM | No Comment

I don't care how desperately Time needs to drive up newsstand sales — no dearth of actual news, no market-research addled kowtowing to their bottom line can excuse the cover of their July 21 issue.In …

February 26, 2007 – 12:44 PM | 3 Comments

I'm hardly the first person to observe this phenomenon, but what the hell: the iTunes shuffle-songs feature knows what I'm thinking. It can sense my moods; it can tell what's going on in my life. …

Classic Moments
September 18, 2006 – 11:39 AM | No Comment

Flipping through the digital-cable programming guide, trying to find something to tidy up the apartment by, I settled on VH-1 Classic, the existence of which I had utterly forgotten despite various friends of mine extolling …

An American Tune
September 11, 2006 – 11:38 AM | One Comment

Many's the time I've been mistaken
And many times confused
We've told our stories of that day a hundred times, a thousand times: where we were, what we did, with whom, how. It's not rehearsed; it's just …