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I don't care about the young folks either
October 6, 2007 – 3:47 PM | 18 Comments

I don't actually have a problem with the ubiquity of "Young Folks" — the fact that, in the last week, it's turned up in episodes of Dirty Sexy Money, Gossip Girl, AND Journeyman would seem …

TN Fall Contest: The Final Awesome
October 4, 2007 – 12:41 PM | 26 Comments

You'll need to sing the words "The Final Awesome" to the tune of Europe's "The Final Countdown." You'll also need to sing the synthesizer parts.
"'Europe'? You're old." Noooo kidding.
Anyhoodle: Final Awesome Round is now open. …

We're waiting on your answers, Mr. Daniels
September 27, 2007 – 12:53 PM | 38 Comments

I had an entry half-written about how in the hell anyone is supposed to believe the Devil didn't beat Johnny's ass in "The Devil Went Down To Georgia," but Wing directed me to the McSweeney's …

"Table the label"
September 5, 2007 – 1:00 PM | 6 Comments

Please please PLEASE let Mr. T be a judge on Project Runway this year. Pleeeeeeeease.

"I ate all my caps." [pop!] "Ohhhh."
August 30, 2007 – 11:52 PM | 10 Comments

Courtesy of H. Rock: "The Best of Ralph Wiggum" and "The Best of Ralph Wiggum II."
Also, check out the guy who sings — and acts out — movie theme songs. Jaws is probably my favorite, …

Guyz Nite album now on sale at iTunes
August 28, 2007 – 9:16 AM | No Comment

Sample the tracks at the Guyz Nite site, then pick up the whole album for $9.99 — that's 18 tracks for 10 bucks!

Day of the dead
August 16, 2007 – 9:30 PM | 10 Comments

I more or less spent the day with Elvis today — blogging three of his movies and watching the E! True Hollywood Story about his last days in between.I don't really like his music, so …

Who's that double-chinned dude wearing my shirt?
August 10, 2007 – 3:04 AM | 25 Comments

Oh, wait. That's actually me wearing my shirt as I win the Bryant Park Project's TV-theme-song game (on a My So-Called Life cue, no less!) Now that I'm up on the podium I'd like to …

Maxed Elvis Standing!
August 6, 2007 – 10:28 PM | 13 Comments

It's a meetings-and-deadlines shit show at work for the next few days, so it's bite-sized content until I can get my breath, but until then…
Maxed Out doesn't break much ground as far as the documentary …

More odds than ends
August 2, 2007 – 8:19 AM | 2 Comments

…If you missed the last Guyz Nite show, I'm bummed for you; it was rad.Thankgodfully, you can attend the next one, this Friday August 3 at Don Hill's (511 Greenwich at Spring in the 212).Even …