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Around the Tomatoverse: Rocha, Rayna, Ari Gold, and dancing nuts
February 12, 2013 – 4:49 PM | 3 Comments
Around the Tomatoverse: Rocha, Rayna, Ari Gold, and dancing nuts

Above, Coco Rocha schools Buzzfeed on the perfect photobomb. Hee.
On The Blotter, The Amazing Soriano solved the category-spacing ish. Thanks, friend.
On Yahoo!, I recapped The Carrie Diaries, Girls (ugh), and love in an elevator on Nashville; interviewed Coco Rocha about …

Irene-y Days And Sundays Always Etc.: Hurricane Open Thread
August 26, 2011 – 9:59 PM | 124 Comments
Irene-y Days And Sundays Always Etc.: Hurricane Open Thread

I just spent an hour playing cards on our new backyard deck with Mr. S and Gen. All quiet on the Brooklyn front, except for one romantically desperate cricket who didn't get the memo. "Um: …

Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 9
April 3, 2010 – 2:45 PM | 13 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 9

I went back to Chao Camp at midday. AB had tried to text me to say that Mad Chao was getting sprung from the clink, but I'd left my phone at Chao Camp, and my …

Contest: A note from Mr. K
October 2, 2009 – 11:52 PM | 2 Comments
Contest: A note from Mr. K

Mr. K posted the "Hands-On Geometric Origami" project — one of the several dozen we've already funded. I really liked Mr. K's creative approach to his subject, and he's quite a prompt thank-you-note writer as …

Update: 10/23, 5:15 PM
October 23, 2008 – 5:12 PM | 19 Comments

$83,263 right now. Daaaaaaang.
Also: mini-prize! Awesome reader Jess has offered the following prizes to any reader who donates to "Crochet Club": a dark-grey-and-white knitted stocking cap/beanie as a main mini-prize, plus 2 knitted dishclothsand 2 …