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The Vine: May 28, 2014
May 28, 2014 – 9:35 AM | 50 Comments
The Vine: May 28, 2014

I'm toying with the idea of moving across the country. I'm currently in Chicago. I've lived here all my life; I need a change. I want to go to Portland.

June 3, 2009 – 8:05 AM | 76 Comments

I thought, at this late date, that I'd heard pretty much every meow the cats had to offer. Aggrieved "yes, there's kibble in my bowl, but you have to come watch me eat it" wail? …

TV Question Qorner: family affairs, charisma vacuums, and my busted gaydar
May 25, 2009 – 7:52 PM | 43 Comments
TV Question Qorner: family affairs, charisma vacuums, and my busted gaydar

I moved, I went to California for a week, and I've only just now started digging my way out from under a pile of season finales. And I have some questions. Answer them for me, …

"I was almost excommunicated in the second grade"
May 3, 2009 – 8:40 PM | 16 Comments

I never read the Sunday Times anymore, really, but I bought a copy of it today because I'm moving (no big whoop, just within Brooklyn, and more on that later but the moving process is …