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The Vine: January 22, 2010
January 22, 2010 – 12:05 PM | 71 Comments

After reading the Twilight saga I am hooked on the "offbeat romance" angle!I am currently reading A Certain Slant of Light by Laura Whitcomb and hoping your readers can recommend some additional books that fit …

Posters and vampires
December 8, 2009 – 9:16 PM | 9 Comments
Posters and vampires

From Andy Ihnatko's Celestial Waste of Bandwidth:
Morrison was immortalized first by death at 27 and then by three generations of college kids who needed a poster to cover up a creepy-looking stain in their dorm …

The Vine: December 4, 2009
December 4, 2009 – 11:58 AM | 80 Comments

Keep those holiday-themed Ask The Reader requests coming, folks — 'tis the season to suffer giver's block, so let your fellow TNeers help out.
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Dear Sars,
I have a dilemma and I'm hoping Vine readers might be …