“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Due to very slow sales, the “Red White & Beefsteak” shirt is no longer available; the shirt/store will return in March. Those of you who have already ordered will receive a refund, plus a discount coupon for your next Glarkware order.
Sorry for the cancellation, but alas, with orders this slow there’s no alternative.
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Hey. I don’t know what we do now either. I DO know that we’ll need each other going forward, as we always have, for support, mutual aid, and information on where to get high-quality wide-calf …
That shirt is absolutely gorgeous! I love it.
Not so sure about that model, though. He’s a bit swarthy for my tastes.
That guy in the photo is a jerk.
Well, you easily can tell he’s evil by that goatee. His hirsute visage means that there’s a clean-shaven “good twin” of this guy running around.
Sweet! I totally need one of those. Budget be damned!
I think you mean Red, White & Beefcake!
(sorry)
Maybe he’s like Cartman or Bender, and the one with the goatee is the “good twin”.
Mmmm, I’ll take three of that swarthy model, if he’s available!
I may have to wear this when I trek to the inauguration.
I don’t think we should encourage him.
Tara’s head is probably exploding right now.
He’s totally too sexy for that shirt.
(Or is the shirt too sexy for him?! Hmm, a question for the ages.)
it’s the Unabomber aviators that do it for me, man. meowski!
Kudos to you for giving a shout-out to Russian Orthodox Christmas!
Dude! I didn’t think Glarkware could offer another t-shirt option that I could love more than I love my “Ask me about my crippling shyness” t-shirt. LOVE LOVE LOVE that shirt, so much so that I am considering buying a second one just in case anything ever happens to the original.
But a Tomato Nation shirt?! It’s *at least* as awesome as the crippling shyness one! Luckily my bday is in November, so I get a month long excuse to spend! :)
Any plans for our model to display the new TN underpants??? :-O
I think Dave would put underwear modeling on his to-don’t list.
Glark, you totally have to do a Canadian flag version of that shirt.
Ok, on re-read that was rather command-y. How about “Glark, can you please please please do a Canadian flag version of that shirt???”
that is excellent. beefsteakiest!
Great follow up to the first shirt, which simply said “juicy”.
It was actually “Saucy.” You’re close, though.
Actually, “saucy” would work, too. Heh.