Wing + Ill-Advised Pullover = Crush Of Over A Decade, Shit-Stomped
Wing: I am still LOL at that photo. It’s the lead image for my new game, “High Or Head-Injured?”
Sarah: I like to call it…The Crush-Killer. And the hair, WTF. ‘Sup, Methy?
Wing: I mean, dude. Don’t make that face EVER, never mind when there’s a camera pointed at you.
Sarah: And the half-zip sweater. It just subtracts any hint of genitalia. Also, my grandfather called. He would like his GIANT EARLOBES back.
Wing: Yeah, I don’t care if you are at Sundance. If you don’t have a real cardigan, at least cover it up with a scarf.
Sarah: And pull it up over your face. Buntsy is dying inside. …I’m wearing my Wonder Killer shirt today, actually. How fitting.
Wing: Aw.
Sarah: I’m also totally reproducing this convo on TN. “The Crushed Film Festival Presents: …No.”
Wing: Caption: “Hurrr durrrr!”
Sarah: Okay, I’m going to get a haircut because I’m starting to look like Dukes-era John Schneider, but we will continue this later. Can’t stop giggling.
Wing: Still got it!
Sarah: Unlike Ron Eldard!
Tags: famous boyfriends John Schneider marijuana-adjacent Ron Eldard The Crushed Film Festival Wing Chun
So not being sure if that was the dude in the Helen Keller CSI show from a few years ago (…not at ALL what it was called or its premise), I threw his name into the Goog and the Very First Picture was this:
http://tinyurl.com/33tuv5p
It’s just his face! Not a passing moment of hurrr-durrriness! Oh, the uglimanity.
Oh, Ron. No. I sat through Drop Dead Fred three times IN THE THEATER for you and this is how you repay me? Not by getting better-looking as you age, OH NO. By… looking sweaty and not quite all there?
Nice.
Sars, I’m so sorry for your loss. May your memories of good times past provide you with peace in this difficult time.
Oh how horrendous! Nooo, Ron Eldard, Noooo!
I still want TN to do Mystery, Alaska in the Crushed Film Festival though, at least then he was still hot.
*tears*
SarahW beat me to the Mystery, Alaska reference, but yeah, what once was hot. . .
That’s okay, Ian Somerhalder lives among us, and that is good enough for me.
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THE LOVE CHILD OF DEREK JACOBI AND A HOBBIT?
That’s Ron Eldard!? I never had a huge thing for him, but this is like finding out that cute, cool older guy you admired in high school went on to become a drunken douche.
A part of me is in denial and wants to believe that picture is of some random dude who’s partied a little too hard.
I have never been so happy to not know who someone is. This is the definition of Dorktastic With A Side Of High.
Laura, do you mean Sue Thomas, F.B. Eye? Haha – I get reruns of it on CBC
Aw. Just had a GBC flashback. Miss that.
Goddamn! This was at Sundance? I thought for sure it was a mug shot.
@ferretrick: I humbly thank you for the best, hardest laugh I’ve had all day. I didn’t know the photo was Eldard until the very end of the article. My first thought was “Son of Gilligan…?”
Yes; well done, ferretrick. No Child Left Behind, except for Cadfael Took, pictured above.
And the distinguished, mysteriously-gritty gentleman also wins a prize.