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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Kids Are All Right
August 10, 2010 – 3:16 PM | 23 Comments
<I>The Kids Are All Right</I>

The California that we get in this film is a greener, gayer update of the California that Woody Allen took such perfect potshots at, more than thirty years ago, in “Annie Hall,” the difference being …

The Vine: August 6, 2010
August 6, 2010 – 9:20 AM | 15 Comments
The Vine: August 6, 2010

I need help finding this obscure short story I read back in the 5th grade, around 1985. It was a sci-fi time travel story, possibly written for a middle-grade/YA audience, and it was anthologized in …

Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10
August 5, 2010 – 10:02 AM | 3 Comments
Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10

Hey, friends — The Damn Millionaires have come to town, and you should totally come out to see them play the stage at King Killer Studios (Mr. Stupidhead filling in on bass!). Also featuring Dan …

The Vine: August 4, 2010
August 4, 2010 – 11:58 AM | 28 Comments
The Vine: August 4, 2010

Dear Sars,
I’m a 28-year-old female, and I would like advice on how to ask my mother some uncomfortable questions.
I have never met or even seen a photo of my biological father, and only know …

Tomato Nation Read-Along #3: My Sweet Audrina
August 3, 2010 – 8:56 AM | 49 Comments
Tomato Nation Read-Along #3: <I>My Sweet Audrina</I>

Bill Bryson put up a valiant fight, but V.C. Andrews prevailed — our next TN Read-Along book is My Sweet Audrina. I can’t decide if I’m horrified or thrilled, so I’ve decided to go with …

The Vine: July 30, 2010
July 30, 2010 – 8:31 AM | 104 Comments
The Vine: July 30, 2010

Sars,
I just had a seriously depressing epiphany about myself, and, as a result, went spelunking in your archives, unsuccessfully. I seem to recall a Vine within the last couple of years where folks went off …

The Vine: July 28, 2010
July 28, 2010 – 10:11 AM | 43 Comments
The Vine: July 28, 2010

Hello —
I guess I am writing because I am hoping to get some tips in how to best handle my relationship with my parents. A brief (I hope) background: I am an only child and …

TN in AC: Bet Red, Bet Road
July 27, 2010 – 9:40 AM | 15 Comments
TN in AC: Bet Red, Bet Road

The Atlantic City trip is set for the weekend of August 20. When exactly I will do my thing at the blackjack tables/on the boardwalk, and what specifically that “thing” is, I don’t know yet; …

Tomato Nation Read-Along #3: Poll
July 26, 2010 – 8:38 PM | 25 Comments
Tomato Nation Read-Along #3: Poll

Okay, so that last one wasn’t so awesome. Live and learn.
The poll for the third TN Read-Along is below. The Wallace and the Cutrone have returned, as you’ll see, but I have a bet with …

TV Question Qorner: Work of Art
July 24, 2010 – 9:53 AM | 25 Comments
TV Question Qorner: <i>Work of Art</i>

Above, Abdi’s “Intruder Alert.”
I’ll grant that it’s functionally impossible for the show to do what its tagline says it will — find “The Next Great Artist” — but I think the attempt is really interesting. …