Your mission today — during which we survey our domain from a lofty peak of $133,805 — is to knock off a few November-expiration projects before HP hands out those giving cards.   Not sure …

(And “awe.”   And “some.”)
(…YOU GUYS.)
(eeee!)
So, anyone want to know what’s going on with the HP match? I thought so.   My new friend Candice at DCHQ broke it down for me earlier today, as …

As of this writing, $130,566 in the Bet Red bank and $300,071 overall. That looks like a 43.5-ish percentage to me.
More information to come when I have it — not sure how the HP match …

Harder than it looked to execute, given Squirmy McGiggleton’s interesting in teething on the tomato leaf, but: baby in tomato, as promised.

$118,266. That’ll teach me to sleep in during the contest.
Please see the below entry for this weekend’s fabulous prizes, and why we need to raise a shit-ton of money by tonight so that HP can …

Good morning, friends!   $113,146! Enjoying some cartoon/cereal/pajama time?   “Enjoying” some errands?   Yeah, me too.   Headed to the post office in a sec to send out a bunch of prizes to you, …

Marvelous news on the match front!   Asirda is as psyched about the HP percentage drive as you guys — so if you can get to $120,000 by 10 PM ET on Sunday, Asirda will …

Hey, Sars. I’m looking for a young-adult book that probably came out in the mid- to late ’80s.I remember very little about the book, but the details, I think, should stand out to anyone who’s …

110K is just over that next rise — $107,329 right now. We can make that by Sunday, right?   Hell, we can make that today.   The more we raise by Sunday, the more we …

What ever happened to Toad The Wet Sprocket? You know, the “All I Want” band from the ’90s?
…No? “Walk On The Ocean”? Not ringing a bell?
I’d forgotten I even owned that album until iTunes DJ …