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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

“Table the label”
September 5, 2007 – 1:00 PM | 6 Comments

Please please PLEASE let Mr. T be a judge on Project Runway this year. Pleeeeeeeease.

Keys To An Effective Nap
September 4, 2007 – 8:50 PM | 46 Comments

Micro-naps (also known as “power naps”) work better than free-range napping.On a drizzly Sunday afternoon, if you had one glass of red wine too many the night before, sacking out on the couch for a …

Brothers & Sisters: “Light The Lights”
September 3, 2007 – 3:29 PM | 2 Comments

Or, as I like to call it, “Shite The Shites”:

As we fade up on the Whedon household, whimsical flutes and sleigh bells on the soundtrack signal us that it’s The Christma-sode. Not sure you get …

5 things currently annoying me in fashion magazines
August 31, 2007 – 6:41 PM | 65 Comments

The proliferation of “in” belt styles. It seems like, in ages past, you had one kind of standard belt at a time — one width. In high school, skinny belt. After college, wider belt. You …

The Vine: August 31, 2007
August 31, 2007 – 11:16 AM | 36 Comments
The Vine: August 31, 2007
“I ate all my caps.” [pop!] “Ohhhh.”
August 30, 2007 – 11:52 PM | 10 Comments

Courtesy of H. Rock: “The Best of Ralph Wiggum” and “The Best of Ralph Wiggum II.”
Also, check out the guy who sings — and acts out — movie theme songs. Jaws is probably my favorite, …

The Vine: August 30, 2007
August 30, 2007 – 11:29 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
 
I am a 23-year-old former college student who has had a rough go of the last year and a half. In mid-2005, I was a strong student at a good university. I suffered …

Thanks, Chuck(s)
August 30, 2007 – 9:12 AM | 38 Comments
Thanks, Chuck(s)

 
After the great foot-flaying of Tuesday, I faced a dilemma yesterday morning: what to wear on my feet?The current wearer of the comf crown in my footwear kingdom is a pair of dollar-store flip-flops I …

The Vine: August 29, 2007
August 29, 2007 – 9:03 AM | No Comment

Hello Sars,
I feel foolish writing this, but here goes.
Some of my friends think that I have a problem. I don’t think I do, but since they mentioned it to me, it’s been bugging me, so …

Skirt + you = flat stomach
August 29, 2007 – 8:38 AM | 16 Comments
Skirt + you = flat stomach

The triumphant return of the pumpkin spice latte means it’s time to start shopping for 1) fall clothes that 2) hide a gut. And by “a” I mean “my.” And I could not be more …