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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 1b: Resurrection Mary
February 23, 2004 – 8:23 AM | No Comment

It’s a much different world now from when I started out. I don’t envy the ones who came after me. In my day, hitchhiking wasn’t how everyone thinks of it now — nobody thought it …

The Vine: February 20, 2004
February 20, 2004 – 2:15 PM | No Comment

Hi, Sars —
In response to Linsay, whose cat is licking all her fur off — my cat
Splinky had a compulsive licking problem also, to the point that she
licked the fur off her feet, and then …

The Vine: February 19, 2004
February 19, 2004 – 2:07 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
The letter about Latin plurals reminded me of an excellent article posted
recently on the website The Straight Dope. It gives a detailed
overview of English words that have been borrowed from Latin and how to
make …

The Vine: February 18, 2004
February 18, 2004 – 1:58 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars —
I have this issue that’s been rearing its ugly head for about three
years now. I have a pretty tightly intertwined group of friends who’ve all
been hanging out together since college — ’bout six …

The Vine: February 17, 2004
February 17, 2004 – 1:42 PM | No Comment

Dear Sarah,
My flatmate, B, has been unemployed and desperately
looking for a job for what seems like forever. He has
recently applied for a job and is extremely excited by
it. I, on the other hand, have a …

No Sleep Till Brooklyn
February 16, 2004 – 8:54 AM | No Comment

I used to live in New York City
Everything there was dark and dirty
Outside my window was a steeple
With a clock that always said twelve-thirty
— The Mamas and the Papas, “Twelve-Thirty (Young Girls Are Coming To …

The Vine: January 25, 2004
January 25, 2004 – 3:18 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars —
I require your wisdom. The other day I had a good idea for a website. In fact, I’d call it a really good idea. I sat around pondering for a little while, the …

The Vine: January 23, 2004
January 23, 2004 – 6:00 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I was hoping you could help me with a situation I’ve
gotten myself into.
For several years I was very good friends with a girl
we’ll call “A.” We met at school, and quickly became
good friends because …

The Vine: January 22, 2004
January 22, 2004 – 5:54 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars! I love your site, and was wondering if you could maybe help me out.
I’m sixteen, and have zero business experience. A few months ago, I applied to be on the school newspaper, and …

The Vine: January 21, 2004
January 21, 2004 – 5:49 PM | No Comment

Sars,
I need clarification on your response to Wish, who had some ambivalent
feelings about having sex. In my experience, the majority of women wish they
had waited longer than they did, and it would seem that she …