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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Vine: April 24, 2003
April 24, 2003 – 6:47 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars —
Could you pass this on to Rodent? I work in animal rescue, and our
organization is affiliated with the Baraboo Guinea Pig Rescue. She has a
list of links to medical information and is easily …

The Vine: April 23, 2003
April 23, 2003 – 6:26 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars:
About a year ago, I began experiencing several episodes of what I’ll call existential depression (that’s my fancy term for it, anyway). Bypassing the rather uninteresting details of these episodes, the upshot is that …

The Vine: April 22, 2003
April 22, 2003 – 6:00 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Here’s kind of a twist on the classic love triangle story…
A year ago, I’ve met a wonderful man. He’s bitingly clever, possibly the funniest person I’ve ever met, and he entertains me greatly. We …

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 1: Resurrection Mary
April 21, 2003 – 8:22 AM | One Comment

It’s gotten harder — it’s gotten a LOT harder, and I’ll tell you why. Well, okay, I guess I should say first that it’s a different world from when I started out. Back in the …

The Vine: April 18, 2003
April 18, 2003 – 5:26 PM | No Comment

Oh, oh, I know this one! I do! Impulsiveness-Impaired said:
“But you want to go to the beach and hang out? Ummm, sorry, can’t. I’ve got
readings and papers to catch up on, say I.”
Several paragraphs later, …

The Vine: April 17, 2003
April 17, 2003 – 5:17 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I had two cats. Callie, 11, Anya 1. Sweeties, but they never really
caught onto the getting-along thing. They had their areas and stayed
out of reach, and after a few months, I had no cat …

The Vine: April 16, 2003
April 16, 2003 – 5:09 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I have a dilemma involving an ex and a trip to Japan. I’ll start with
some background.
Let’s not give the ex an alias, because “he” works just fine. He and
I met over four years ago …

The Vine: April 15, 2003
April 15, 2003 – 5:00 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I have a fairly new problem, and I’m desperately seeking all the
advice I can for it.
About six months ago, after a few months of medium/large problems piling up, I
thought I was going to die …

Fashion Victims
April 14, 2003 – 2:32 PM | No Comment

Regina: Hey, what’s up — ack ack ack AAACK!
Sarah: Hi, nothing much — what what what what?
Regina: I just — erk! — have to disentangle these — guh! — wire hangers from themselves — ACK! …

The Vine: April 11, 2003
April 11, 2003 – 4:23 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
One of my cats has died. It was traumatic, and a really big shock, and in the end I had to agree to let him be put to sleep. He had a blockage in …