You could say, “Oh, come on, now,” to the rain as you and Gustave walk to Penn Station. Then you could comment that your hair already looks like a terrifying cross between Willow’s on Buffy …

Hi Sarah,
Well, here’s as abbreviated a version as I could manage of what I have to say to “Confused” with the Muslim boyfriend:
Dear Confused,
Your letter set off all kinds of warning bells for me. I’m …

Sarah,
This is more of a hindsight-type advice asking, but here goes. I’ve known “Cindy” for a number of years, and she was always a fun friend to hang around with. Quite a few years ago, …

Dear Sarah,
Some time ago, I found out I was pregnant. I’d only been dating the father of this baby for two months, but things had already gotten pretty serious between us. And while I fully …

Dear Vine:
I think I should start off by saying that when it comes to men, I am about as introverted and shy as they come. And knowing that my friends seem to find endless amounts …

Hey there.
I like your opinions. They’re often really funny. Just thought I should say that. And I’ve read some of your Vine advice, and you may not be degree’d, but you make sense. So I …

Dear Sarah,I agree with the advice you gave to Panicked, and I’d like to take it one step further. Most people, once out of college, have to do their time in the corporate world. Anyone …

Hey Sarah,
I read the Vine every day, and you seem to dispense much of the same advice I would. You and I think along the same lines. (I tend to believe that is a good …

Dear Sarah,
I’m a senior in high school, and I’m having some major problems. First off: next year I’ll be going to college, and my school keeps sending me crap about Orientation Week, complete with glossy …

Sars, I agreed with your advice to A&M, but I wanted to add a few other things, from a person who’s been married about the same length of time.
No, downplaying each other’s dreams is NOT …