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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

Dead On Arrival
August 18, 1999 – 10:49 AM | No Comment

In light of previous rants in this space in which I railed against various no-brow media subjects, not to mention my tendency in conversation to use the words “Joey Buttafuoco” synonymously with the word “contemptible,” …

Happiness Is A Warm Diner
August 18, 1999 – 10:47 AM | One Comment

I went out of town on vacation last week, and in my travels – all of them at least one time zone removed from the greater New York metro area – I saw a fair …

First, Do No Harm
July 18, 1999 – 11:05 AM | No Comment

I do not like going to the doctor. Obviously, nobody likes going to the doctor, except little kids, because the waiting room of any upstanding pediatrician has cool stuff like unfamiliar chewed-on toys and other …

Taking The “News” Out Of “Newspaper”
July 18, 1999 – 11:02 AM | No Comment

When I go home to visit my parents for the weekend, my trajectory when I first arrive at the house always follows the same path: from the back door to the front hall, where I …

What The “Summer Of Sam” Hill?
July 18, 1999 – 11:00 AM | No Comment

A few days ago, a local TV newscast ran a story on the reaction of Italian Americans to Spike Lee’s latest “joint,” Summer Of Sam. According to the news piece, the film features as its …

Airing My Dirty Laundry
July 18, 1999 – 10:59 AM | No Comment

It hadn’t happened for a long time – for such a long time, in fact, that I had begun to forget the horror, the pain, the feelings of shame. As the bad memories receded, my …

In Praise Of Villainy
July 18, 1999 – 10:56 AM | One Comment

Every once in a while, when my friends and I have a refreshing hops-based beverage in hand, the topic of conversation turns to what we would do if we won the lottery. It probably goes …

Saint John-John The Divine
July 18, 1999 – 10:55 AM | No Comment

I still remember the day Ronald Reagan got shot. I don’t remember anything about school that day – aside from the customary wrestling with long division, I don’t think anything notable happened in Mrs. Arrouet’s …

Why I Refuse To Remove Domino’s From Speed-Dial
June 19, 1999 – 10:41 AM | No Comment

A few months ago, I gave up on my local grocery store. It pained me to do so, because I would prefer to shop at the closest market to my apartment, but after two years …

Summer In The City
June 18, 1999 – 11:15 AM | One Comment

Every day when I head home from work, I walk across town on a major midtown street. I like walking for its own sake, and the weather has warmed up lately, so I enjoy tooling …