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“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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Bonds may be, by the metrics listed there, the best hitter, but the statistics are not adjusted for static, like, say, ROIDS. also, he’s an arse. so they can call him the greatest ANYTHING ever, and I’ll still contend it doesn’t matter because he cheated.
Did anyone else read the headline as “Baseball Beat: Greatest Living HitLer?” Because I sure did.