…Oh my. I just absolutely have no idea what’s going to become of Flight 5, because I just absolutely have no idea what I might vote for my own self.

The fourth flight distinguishes itself with me primarily via all the crackers in it that I hate.

Okay, whoa. Graham crackers, Triscuits original, AND Wheat Thins original in this round?

Bill Siegel’s The Trials of Muhammad Ali is a riveting hour and a half, and that isn’t surprising given its subject, one of the most charismatic humans ever.

Does anyone else remember that Premium Saltines commercial where a sleeve of the crackers is tossed into the ocean to demonstrate how watertight it is?

This isn’t one of the tougher flights to predict; the randomizer gave us a couple of doozies, but I think it’s Goldfish cheddar’s to lose.

Gravity‘s 98-percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes at this writing is appropriate.

“Second-Act Problems” is not a spirit animal, folks.

It’s time for the N Cracker AA — together, we’ll choose the best cracker of them all.

I grew up in a Wall Street bedroom community, where the local news isn’t really local because…who cares.