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Wait, I was wrong, Cheez-Its and Goldfish aficionados — those aren’t the indistinguishable two, it’s Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips that are carbon cracker copies of one another.
Ohhhhh God. I just…where do I…why? God. This is impossible! And this isn’t even the hardest one!
…Oh my. I just absolutely have no idea what’s going to become of Flight 5, because I just absolutely have no idea what I might vote for my own self.
The fourth flight distinguishes itself with me primarily via all the crackers in it that I hate.
Okay, whoa. Graham crackers, Triscuits original, AND Wheat Thins original in this round?
Bill Siegel’s The Trials of Muhammad Ali is a riveting hour and a half, and that isn’t surprising given its subject, one of the most charismatic humans ever.
Does anyone else remember that Premium Saltines commercial where a sleeve of the crackers is tossed into the ocean to demonstrate how watertight it is?
This isn’t one of the tougher flights to predict; the randomizer gave us a couple of doozies, but I think it’s Goldfish cheddar’s to lose.
Gravity‘s 98-percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes at this writing is appropriate.
