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Indian Summer
June 3, 2008 – 7:51 AM | 13 Comments
<I>Indian Summer</I>

On the third day of summer, my Netflix sent to meee…three pairs of dullards, two three-name actresses, and a Corvette and a Bonadoo-cheeeee! It’s Joe R’s turn at the summer-movie helm, and if you need …

Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
June 2, 2008 – 7:39 PM | 15 Comments
<I>Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil</I>

A fast, enjoyable read, easy to get right into. Berendt has just the right touch for the material, too, which focuses on the kookier citizens of Savannah and is therefore in danger of going to …

I Know What You Did Last Summer
June 2, 2008 – 8:33 AM | 14 Comments
<i>I Know What You Did Last Summer</i>

On the second day of summer, my Netflix sent to meee…two three-name actresses, and a Corvette and a Bonadoo-cheeeee! The Couch Baron takes us to a terrifying place — kind words for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s …

Corvette Summer
June 1, 2008 – 7:57 AM | 23 Comments
<i>Corvette Summer</i>

On the first day of summer, my Netflix sent to meeee…a Corvette and Bonadoo-cheeeee! Please welcome the Couch Baron as he kicks off our 12 Days Of Summer Movies coverage with Corvette Summer.
Before I can …

On the first day of summer, my Netflix gave to me…
May 31, 2008 – 1:48 PM | 21 Comments

Starting tomorrow, June 1, Tomato Nation is proud to present 12 Days Of Summer Movies, in which the Couch Baron, Joe R, and I review a dozen movies with the word “summer” in the title, …

Due Respect
May 29, 2008 – 9:43 AM | 74 Comments
Due Respect

“Everyone except me is just so STUPID.”
I like finding out that people or institutions don’t suck as much as I’d thought. It happened three years ago, during the writing of the TWoP book; I had …

In The Realm Of The Senses
May 24, 2008 – 9:10 PM | 5 Comments

Assessing a movie like In The Realm Of The Senses is tricky, because the subject matter — and the unstinting presentation of same — makes it difficult to render an opinion that doesn’t seem like …

The Corner
May 22, 2008 – 10:52 AM | 8 Comments
<I>The Corner</I>

the historically underrated Khandi Alexander as Fran Boyd
[NB: When I refer to “Simon” or “Simon’s” hereunder, co-author Ed Burns is also implied. I don’t know which man was responsible for which portions of the narrative, …

Never Enough
May 20, 2008 – 3:26 PM | 5 Comments
<I>Never Enough</I>

If you’re going to hide the body, try…actually hiding it.
I’ve read nearly everything Joe McGinniss has written. The Selling of the President is great, straight-ahead reporting; it has a new-journalism twist to it, I guess, …

Stay golder with this additional footage, Ponyboy
May 17, 2008 – 7:37 PM | 5 Comments

My take on The Outsiders: The Complete Novel is up at The House Next Door (I’d have linked sooner but I just found out today that it had gone up).