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Skye Loves Mambo
May 8, 2006 – 11:17 AM | No Comment

Well, it’s finished — in the sense that it has an ending. The issue, at a certain point, became just getting to the end one way or another, after getting sick and putting off dealing …

Hair Today
March 27, 2006 – 11:12 AM | No Comment

[Since apparently not everyone knew about the contest: I shaved my head for charity.]
The Night Before
Walking down Smith Street after dinner, I keep getting nods and smiles from men on the street — more than …

Heavy Duty
March 20, 2006 – 11:11 AM | 10 Comments

So…I took Little Joe to the vet last week. Longtime readers of the site can probably see where this is going, but in case you just got here: Little Joe is fat. Said fatness is …

Appointed Rounds
February 27, 2006 – 11:11 AM | No Comment

At that time, everything went on foot, not just the mail: fruit, shoes, a mattress, anything you needed got hucked to you on someone’s back or in a wagon. Dangerous work, a carrier job, with …

Warning Trend
February 20, 2006 – 11:10 AM | One Comment

God knows how we got on the subject, but UD and I got to talking last night about how, as teenagers, we hadn’t really considered doing any of the things our parents seemed convinced we …

Perfect Storm
February 13, 2006 – 11:09 AM | No Comment

I can’t speak for anyone else in the city, but I really don’t pay much attention to dire snowstorm warnings. First of all, the local news has a way of blow-dry-who-cried-wolfing the most average potential …

Notes From The 310
February 8, 2006 – 11:07 AM | No Comment
Spree Association
January 16, 2006 – 11:05 AM | No Comment

Last week, I had some time to kill before an appointment, so I stopped at a newsstand and bought a paper. I have a special fondness for that particular newsstand, which is set into the …

Hello, Deli
December 12, 2005 – 11:03 AM | No Comment

A year ago, when I moved into this apartment, I thought I’d scored by getting a pad right above a deli, which would allow me to run errands in my pajama pants if necessary. Ran …

Scenes From A Plane Trip
December 6, 2005 – 11:02 AM | 14 Comments
Scenes From A Plane Trip

24 November 2010: It’s the anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s death. I never met the guy but I miss him a lot anyway. It’s that time of year; to absent friends.
It’s a mystery, all the …