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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: September 13, 2013
September 13, 2013 – 10:51 AM | 13 Comments
The Vine: September 13, 2013

I’m looking for some help finding a nightdress for my mom. 

The Vine: September 6, 2013
September 6, 2013 – 4:49 PM | 9 Comments
The Vine: September 6, 2013

I really, really want some boots this fall. I try half-assedly every year to make this happen, but usually give up because it’s just so darn difficult. 

The Vine: August 30, 2013
August 30, 2013 – 10:42 AM | 32 Comments
The Vine: August 30, 2013

I’m a mid-30s woman living in a state with a full four seasons. I’m hourglassy, with a defined waist and small boobs, and a pretty big caboose.

The Vine: August 28, 2013
August 28, 2013 – 12:07 PM | 16 Comments
The Vine: August 28, 2013

In honor of my wonderful friend A’s birthday this week, I decided to ask a question that has kept me up nights for almost a decade.

The Vine: August 23, 2013
August 23, 2013 – 1:46 PM | 57 Comments
The Vine: August 23, 2013

I’m a fifth-grade teacher seeking some inspiration.  

The Vine: August 21, 2013
August 21, 2013 – 3:32 PM | 22 Comments
The Vine: August 21, 2013

My friend Catherine (36) and her husband Scot (38) have been married for about a year and a half now. It is her first marriage and his third.

The Vine: August 16, 2013
August 16, 2013 – 3:24 PM | 12 Comments
The Vine: August 16, 2013

 
I’m on a quest to track down a book that my mom read as a teen, but can’t remember the title of and thus has never been able to find again.

The Vine: August 14, 2013
August 14, 2013 – 4:46 PM | 13 Comments
The Vine: August 14, 2013

I have a problem. A kitty-related problem. I have two adult male cats, neutered, 6 years old.

The Vine: August 9, 2013
August 9, 2013 – 3:08 PM | 8 Comments
The Vine: August 9, 2013

I’m looking for a specific episode of a syndicated TV show (of the low-budget Canadian-produced variety) in the supernatural detective genre.

The Vine: August 7, 2013
August 7, 2013 – 5:15 PM | 27 Comments
The Vine: August 7, 2013

So, here’s the deal. I’m by nature a rather impatient over-thinker, prone to imagining worst-case scenarios, which often turn out to be right.