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The Vine: October 3, 2012
October 3, 2012 – 11:14 AM | 37 Comments
The Vine: October 3, 2012

One of my very best friends is getting married in April (yay!) and she has asked me to be one of her bridesmaids (double yay!). She sent the link to buy the bridesmaids’ dresses, and …

The Vine: September 28, 2012
September 28, 2012 – 8:51 AM | 47 Comments
The Vine: September 28, 2012

I’ve been heavily involved in community theater for the last several years. My passion is acting, but I’ve worked in various technical capacities just to help out friends. I’ve never especially enjoyed the tech stuff, …

The Vine: September 26, 2012
September 26, 2012 – 11:56 AM | 8 Comments
The Vine: September 26, 2012

I have suddenly found myself in a situation that requires some objectivity from helpful outsiders. I live in a smallish town and, regardless of the city’s size, the lesbian community is always small and too …

The Vine: September 21, 2012
September 21, 2012 – 10:25 AM | 21 Comments
The Vine: September 21, 2012

I’ve been desperately trying to come up with the name of this animated short I saw a while back. I was convinced — CONVINCED — it was Pixar, but after browsing the Pixar shorts wikipedia …

The Vine: September 19, 2012
September 19, 2012 – 3:19 PM | 4 Comments
The Vine: September 19, 2012

A friend and I have been batting around the idea of starting a blog together, as a way to keep in touch, bounce ideas off of each other, in essence have the conversations that we …

The Vine: September 14, 2012
September 14, 2012 – 12:04 PM | 8 Comments
The Vine: September 14, 2012

I’m trying to find a book I read in the mid to late ’80s. When I Google what I remember, I usually get to the Madeleine L’Engle Wrinkle in Time books, which sound like they …

The Vine: September 12, 2012
September 12, 2012 – 2:11 PM | 11 Comments
The Vine: September 12, 2012

Microsoft Word’s spell-check feature continues in its quest to drive me bananas, and turning to Dr. Google for an answer confused me even more. So obviously I’ve turned to you.
“Assumably.” Is it a word? Microsoft …

The Vine: September 7, 2012
September 7, 2012 – 10:49 AM | 15 Comments
The Vine: September 7, 2012

Folks, believe it or nicht, I’ve begun to run low on Ask The Readers letters. The TN readership (Native American name “Red Cloudsource”) doesn’t just find books and movies, you know; we outfit hard-to-shop-for boyfriends for …

The Vine: September 5, 2012
September 5, 2012 – 12:12 PM | 55 Comments
The Vine: September 5, 2012

I’ve been with my boyfriend for 5 years, living together for 2+ of those years. Near the beginning of our relationship I broke up with him over a differing opinion on the topic of parenthood …

The Vine: August 31, 2012
August 31, 2012 – 10:11 AM | 41 Comments
The Vine: August 31, 2012

I need the Nation’s help finding me a pair of shoes, because apparently I’m too picky and my google-fu is failing me. Actually, I suspect part of my problem is that I’m too hung up …