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The Vine: March 23, 2012
March 23, 2012 – 11:11 AM | 9 Comments
The Vine: March 23, 2012

I hope the Vine readers can help a girl out! I’ve been looking for a reasonable facsimile of the red shoes that Amy Winehouse wears in her “Rehab” video, and Google either gives me absolutely …

The Vine: March 21, 2012
March 21, 2012 – 8:15 AM | 22 Comments
The Vine: March 21, 2012

When I switched jobs about a year ago, I moved my family (husband, 18-month-old, and dog) from New York to California. I also moved our nanny and her teen son with us (after asking nicely …

The Vine: March 16, 2012
March 16, 2012 – 8:35 AM | 15 Comments
The Vine: March 16, 2012

There is this book I read in the library at my elementary school, and I have been trying to remember what it was called ever since, because I loved it so much. It was a …

The Vine: March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012 – 11:53 AM | 53 Comments
The Vine: March 14, 2012

I’m in the biggest fight of my life and I’m not even angry, at least not yet.
Several years ago my sister met, dated, and got engaged to a man who was arrested for having child …

The Vine: March 9, 2012
March 9, 2012 – 10:32 AM | 26 Comments
The Vine: March 9, 2012

It is entirely possible that I have managed to conjure the most bizarre Ask the Readers question in the history of The Vine. It is also possible that no one has an answer other than, …

The Vine: March 7, 2012
March 7, 2012 – 10:09 AM | 25 Comments
The Vine: March 7, 2012

Long-time reader, first-time writer for the Vine, and I have a new-to-me etiquette question.
I belong to a church that is very open to GLBT folks and we get involved in GLBT rights events on a …

The Vine: March 2, 2012
March 2, 2012 – 11:30 AM | 37 Comments
The Vine: March 2, 2012

I’m hoping crowd-sourcing an answer on this might get better results than my fruitless Googling? I’m after a kids’ or YA book that I would have read back in the early ’80s, most likely. The …

Leap Vine: February 29, 2012
February 29, 2012 – 12:59 PM | 25 Comments
Leap Vine: February 29, 2012

I have a question regarding what to do about a depressed adult.
Backstory: My mother died of breast cancer three years ago. She was the stronghold of our family: the sweet, kind, funny, loving parent. She …

The Vine: February 23, 2012
February 23, 2012 – 7:52 AM | 19 Comments
The Vine: February 23, 2012

Hello, friends. I apologize for the spotty service as I try to finish the Oscars Death Race. Things should return to normal next week; I haven’t forgotten the Read-Along, or Jump StreetĀ recaps, or any of …

The Vine: February 17, 2012
February 17, 2012 – 3:53 PM | 10 Comments
The Vine: February 17, 2012

In the mid-1980s there was a kids’ show on PBS. As I recall there were several recurring segments of the show and one of them took placeĀ on a treasure island. I think there were pirates …