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The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 27, 2010
April 27, 2010 – 11:25 AM | 84 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 27, 2010

Hi Sars,
Reading the plot summary of An Education reminded me of a book I read as a youth. This would be young-adult material, which I read around the early 1990s (late junior high/high schoolish).
Like …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 26, 2010
April 26, 2010 – 4:32 PM | 101 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 26, 2010

A quick administrative note: I won’t pick prize-winners until all the anniversary Vines have gone up; that’ll give everyone a decent enough crack at answering. On to today’s questions!
*****
Hi Sars,
I have one for you and …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 25, 2010
April 25, 2010 – 9:15 PM | 86 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 25, 2010

Dear Sars,
You know how some people will refuse to watch a show because of the silliness of the premise, name, genre, etc.? Well, my question is basically how would you describe Buffy to someone like …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 24, 2010
April 24, 2010 – 1:22 PM | 40 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 24, 2010

Dear Sars,
I have been looking and looking and looking for a reproduction of the “Thinker of Hamangia.” I have scoured the nets for this thing, hoping a museum shop or art gallery would have …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 23, 2010
April 23, 2010 – 1:35 PM | 32 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 23, 2010

I know it’s usually books that people want to know the names of, but I have a half-remembered movie that is driving me crazy that I can’t remember it.
What I remember most about it was …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 22, 2010
April 22, 2010 – 11:19 AM | 76 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 22, 2010

Hi Sars,
I’m hoping that the infamous TN reader knowledge can help me out here. I’m looking for long johns that aren’t “squeezy” in the waistband. I both dislike the feeling, and wear an insulin pump …

Anni-Vine-sary
April 22, 2010 – 9:36 AM | 55 Comments
Anni-Vine-sary

“Hap-py anniversary! Hap-py ann-i-versary to you!” (That will get stuck in your head now. Sorry.) (Sort of.)
I realized yesterday that The Vine is ten years old. It appeared for the first time on April 20, …

The Vine: April 21, 2010
April 21, 2010 – 1:58 PM | 99 Comments
The Vine: April 21, 2010

Hi Sars!
So, here’s the thing about TheKnot.com…they’re kinda hoity-toity over there. I mean, I’ve personally only been to one wedding (out of probably 50) in my life that had a sit-down dinner at the reception. …

The Vine: April 16, 2010
April 16, 2010 – 9:15 AM | 129 Comments
The Vine: April 16, 2010

Hi Sars,
So, I have a question for you and your readers. Here’s the background:
Last year, during a period of unemployment, I moved back home with my parents.Luckily, I’m employed again and have saved up enough …

The Vine: April 14, 2010
April 14, 2010 – 8:53 AM | 53 Comments
The Vine: April 14, 2010

Sars, knower of things,
This is a workplace sort of thing, and it’s a wee bit tangle-y.
About eight months ago, there was a managerial shake-up at my store (which is a small cog in a …