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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: June 14, 2007
June 14, 2007 – 7:06 PM | 121 Comments

Dear Mr. and Mrs. James Bunting,
How does that feel?
I am writing a business letter (probably my second ever) for work, and have been instructed to put the header as follows:
Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Anonymous
1455 ______ …

The Vine: June 8, 2007
June 8, 2007 – 11:06 AM | 87 Comments

Hi there Sars —
As my kids are getting towards that age when the words begin to matter more than the pictures, I’ve started a collection of my favorite “chapter” books such as The Hobbit, A …

The Vine: June 6, 2007
June 6, 2007 – 3:43 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Which sentence is correct: “One of my favorite things about my church are the stained glass windows,” or “One of my favorite things about my church is the stained glass windows”? Should I use …

The Vine: June 2, 2007
June 2, 2007 – 8:40 AM | 8 Comments

Hi Sars,
I love the practical turn The Vine has taken, and I’m hoping between you and your readers I can get a recommendation for a good book. I work for a magazine that is finally …

The Vine: May 23, 2007
May 23, 2007 – 9:16 AM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I am a professor of graduate studies in the health sciences field. As a scientist, I haven’t been required to take too many English or composition courses, so I would not consider …

The Vine: May 18, 2007
May 18, 2007 – 12:53 PM | 25 Comments

Dear Sars,
This sounds a lot ickier than it is. I have a small raised mole on the side of my face, near the hairline. It’s not some giant monstrosity; I’m used to it, and having …

The Vine: May 17, 2007
May 17, 2007 – 4:25 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Modern etiquette question: An old boyfriend recently married. He would like me to meet the wife. Due to our history it’s somewhat awkward, but not unbearably so. Over the years he gave me some …

The Vine: May 15, 2007
May 15, 2007 – 11:39 AM | No Comment

Hey Sars,
We’re in the process of adopting our first child, and have already chosen names for boy and girl. I have had some strange looks on our girl’s name, Edith Michael, but it has meaning …

The Vine: May 14, 2007 #5
May 14, 2007 – 11:28 AM | 18 Comments

I’m looking for a certain pair of shoes that I saw several years ago (I know…it’s going to be difficult to find the exact pair). They look something like this, but they’re not leopard-print; they’re …

The Vine: May 14, 2007 #4
May 14, 2007 – 11:24 AM | 21 Comments

Hi Sars,
I’m hoping you or the readers can help me salvage a t-shirt that I like very much but seem to have contaminated. I wore it to work and sweated in it, and now I …