“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
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I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
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Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
Hee! I wonder if W.Clark knows his name is being attached to such a pretty face. Yiiiikes indeed!
Here’s my favorite Manson moment: when Geraldo Rivera got an interview with him. Charlie proceeds to provoke Geraldo (let’s face it, you don’t even have to be a sociopathic murderer to manage that), and Gerry storms up out of his plastic jailhouse chair and challenges Charlie to a fistfight. So entertaining in so many ways. Mostly because Gerry imagines he looks tough, and on screen it has the exact opposite effect.
HOLY SHIT, that’s frightening. Yeah, “Bunting”, I get it; but it’s the “General Manager of Emerging Networks” that szfnehs me. Emerging from what? Networking with whom? Yeeg.
This guy is so crazy even Satan won’t take his calls. “Tell him I’m not here! Send him to voice mail! What? He already filled up the voice mailbox? Well–tell him I died.”
@Jen S 1.0: Hee! There’s a dirty job – rolling calls IN HELL!
That really is a nightmare visage, ain’t it?
Great, another image for my nightmares. (Like the one I had last night about fighting Russian gangsters – no clue why they were Russian – on the subway, and then having to evade rattlesnakes in my living room wasn’t enough!)
@ Jen S 1.0 – AWESOME. Love it!