Adventures In Random DVR-Pausing: You Forgot A Few Letters
“Pardon me, Major, but this rating is bullshit.”
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“Pardon me, Major, but this rating is bullshit.”
I love the effect you get when you bump through commercials on your DVR…it’s like one of those “press the button when you feel a reaction” psych tests, where you see (in rapid succession) a tree, the sun, a car, water spraying, a woman’s face, a pair of pants, beer, a vacuum cleaner, and Jaime Hyneman.