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Amazon Women on the Moon

Submitted by on March 5, 2007 – 2:52 AMNo Comment

Just completely and irredeemably terrible, with the possible exception of David Alan Grier.   It’s like the worst SNL sketches in history all strung together, AND you glimpse Ed Begley Jr.’s penis, which GOOD GOD NO!   And his butt, too!   And the premise of that bit actually is fairly funny, comparatively, but YEEEE-IKES!   Awful, awful, awful, and Tempus kept thinking aloud that perhaps we should give up on it, and I kept saying that maybe it would get better, and it’s half over so we might as well blah blah blah…big, big mistake.   Huge.   Sorry, Tempus. (10/27/03)

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