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Brothers and Sisters: “Favorite Son”

Submitted by on May 17, 2007 – 4:42 PMNo Comment

“On the plus side: extremely tiny and cute baby hat!”

At one point the reporter mentions Robert ushering his POWs to safety, but listening to it again, for some reason I heard “ushering your BMWs to safety,” and the mental image of Rob Lowe in sand fatigues, herding a fleet of 325i sedans into a bunker while the soaring end title music from The Shawshank Redemption plays on the soundtrack, is pretty funny. Anyway.

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