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Cinemarch Madness: Intro and Nomination Round

Submitted by on March 4, 2013 – 9:58 AM307 Comments

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Greetings, friends and cinephiles, and welcome to Cinemarch Madness: the TN bracket that crowns the most heartbreaking film of all time.

The idea began years ago, at a bar that doesn’t exist anymore, with a scribbled napkin list Scrapper and Couch Baron and I could never quite recreate, thanks to a discussion about Breaking the Waves and the idea of those movies that you feel lucky to have survived — the beautiful, awful movies you will never ever watch again. The ones that you love but that leave you drenched. “Difficult,” let’s call them.

Over the years it’s gone through various names and interations. “The No Hope Film Festival”; “The NC Double The Dosage”; “Two Movies Enter, The Will To Live Leaves.”

Enough already. It’s time to pick a “winner.” But we need your help.

Right now, I need your nominations — the films you consider the saddest or bleakest of all time, so I can cross-check it against my list and see if I overlooked any obvious entries. Please keep it to five (5) per comment; it’s more digestible that way. (Yes, you can re-comment.)

“I don’t know where to start/what you’re looking for!” Fair enough. I don’t either, that’s why I’m sending it to committee. Hee. Here’s the “I” entries from the list so far, for context:

Ice Storm, The
Illusionist, The
Incendies
Indian Runner, The
In the Company of Men
Irreversible

Challenging subject matter, an ending (or non-ending) that makes you queasy, an utter lack of faith in humanity, unrequited love, ravages of age…when I say it’s a tough watch, I don’t mean stuff like a seventh Transformers sequel that’s just straight-up bad. This may be a pornography/”I know it when I see it” thing, but that’s why we spitball it now, before finalizing the list.

Foreign-language and docu noms both welcome. We may have to do a separate documentary bracket, but I’ll jump off that bridge when I get to it.

Feel free to make your case for a non-obvious nomination in the comments. I didn’t think of Vincent and Theo as that dark, but a friend argued it onto the list; he didn’t think One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was that bleak, but I insisted. I’ve ixnayed and then re-added Casablanca four times.

Once I have a master list, you’ll have a chance to choose the final 64.

Questions? Ask them. Stalking horses? Nominate them. Want a crack at writing up the match-ups? You got it; when the final bracket is set, I’ll definitely need some help. And by all means forward/RT/solicit suggestions from friends and FB. You’ve got ’til the end of the week. Let’s do this.

 

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  • JenV says:

    Aw man I’m bummed that nominations are closed, as it just occurred to me that The Dutchess definitely qualifies for this contest. C’est la vie!

  • ferretrick says:

    Me too, because I don’t know why I didn’t think of Little Children until now. When the pedophile is the most sympathetic character…

  • Meg says:

    Aww! I wanted to add Uprising and La Bataile d’Algiers. And Jean de Florette & Manon des sources. (Basically, anything watched in AP French Lit. We’d read the books outside of class & watch the movies in class, with tea & coffee & pastries . . . it was first period, so, 7am.)

  • SPM says:

    I wish I’d nominated Paris Trout. It’s made me hate Dennis Hopper for sixteen years and counting.

  • Tarn says:

    I was on vacation so I missed participating in this, but damn there are a LOT of soul-sucking movies out there!

    I just thought of a 1998 French film called The Dreamlife of Angels. Two young women, both impoverished and crapped on by life throughout the movie, share the briefest moments of happiness as friends as they rent out the apartment of a woman in a coma. More mentally-unstable friend falls for a douchebag lothario and then commits suicide when he unsurprisingly dumps her. After the suicide, Coma Girl, who the surviving friend has been reading to and “confiding” in throughout the movie, wakes up, and Surviving Friend is all, “Ehh, good for her” and doesn’t go to see her and moves away and it ends. Makes you kind of hate life from the first moment through the last (excellent acting though).

  • Andrea says:

    I know I’m too late for a vote, but I wanted to voice my agreement on Dear Zachary. That has got to be the most devastating film I have seen in my entire life. I was full on ugly sobbing by the end of it, and I’ve never been able to watch it again.

  • LizMR says:

    Weeks late, I was just reminded of Damage, with Jeremy Irons. Bru.Tal.

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