“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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Evidently the fine folks at Distortrait can smell what the GBC is cooking — they’ve put Kiefer on a girls’ bike.
That goes on a t-shirt, I’d better be getting one free. Thanks to reader Elle N. for the heads-up.
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
Greatest. Synergy. Ever.
Would you believe that is exactly the image my mind created when I started reading the GBC episodes? Complete with enormous camera-facing head. I think I’ve been watching too many weird Flash cartoons…
Speaking of great minds thinking alike, Six Apart (which runs Movable Type, Typepad, Livejournal, and Vox) is hosting a challenge for DonorsChoose. Right now they’re letting people request a $30 gift certificate from them to be used at DonorsChoose. Which means we get to throw money that isn’t ours. Extra awesome. This post has links to the individual challenges for the different platforms. However, they’re only taking certificate requests till 5 p.m. PST on Monday. Still, I figure enough of your readers probably use one of those platforms that a shoutout would be worth it.
Non-spamming: that picture had me giggling into my rum and coke. Hee hee.
Sweet smokin’ Judas, are they TRYING to get sued? Because as shout-outs go, that’s. . .not so much one, as a total intellectual-property mugging.
Ha! All he needs is some streamers and he’s sorted. Although I reckon Kiefer’s wicker basket would have a nuclear reactor and an AK47 in it.
Where I come from, when you rip someone off, you credit them for it.