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“Melo-prom-a”

Submitted by on May 14, 2009 – 3:49 PMNo Comment

My latest 90210 recap at SOAPnet:

Silver certainly won’t win again next year, since she uses the occasion to deliver a speech about how she’s had a hard year and she doesn’t know who she is half the time — but winning prom queen has reminded her that, in fact, she HATES proms, she’s tired of struggling to fit in with the spray tan and whatnot, her shoes hurt, and she’s thankful for the reminder that she’s an anti-establishment cliche, or whatever.

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