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Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the non-chocolate bracket is Starburst! Thanks for your votes and comments, and look out for a Starburst-versus-Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups champion face-off poll later in the week.
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Enjoy your moment in the sun, Starburst. You’re going down.
I guess that’s okay with me. No baby punching. THIS TIME.
Starburst is going to get murdered by Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. If the world is just, that is.
Starburst is okay, I guess. Not earth-shattering, just okay. And I agree with the predictions – Starburst is going down!
Picture pretty. Starburst bad.
It would’ve been fun to see Reese’s Pieces go up against Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Alas, twas not meant to be.
Remember those Starburst commercials where it looked like people were going down a waterslide made of fruit? Wait, were there people in those commercials? I just remember the waterslide.
Sweeeeeet. I must say, as much as I love peanut butter cups, they are not my first choice for chocolate, and I have to be in the mood for them. Whereas I am never not in the mood for Starburst. So I will be one of 7 voters for Starburst in the face-off.
I’m afraid that my future vote for Starburst will be a whisper to the scream of Reese’s votes…
@Beadgirl: I’ll be another of the seven; nut allergy means no Reese’s anything for me. Reese’s are going to decimate, though.