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Dead heat, guys. You’ve got ’til 6 PM EDT to pick me a winner.
Update, 6:27 PM: Cocoa Krispies it is, 51% to 49%. View the updated bracket here. Don’t forget that we start the last flight of the Round of 64 tomorrow, and close Fruit/Nut, so if you haven’t voted in the Fruit/Nut flight, get on that. Do it for Jacko, man.
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Clear those caches!
Nooo! Corn Flakes are edging up. ;_;
KRIS-PIES! KRIS-PIES! KRIS-PIES!!!
How in the HELL could corn flakes even come close to winning this???
Ye cannot live on Cocoa Krispies! Repent, O people!
Really California? Corn Flakes? Really???? I am so ashamed of my state.
This is like the vanilla ice cream upset all over again! Corn Flakes FTW!!!!!
I am still the lone voice of reason in Arkansas. Natural State, my Aunt Fanny — GIVE ME COCOA KRISPIES!
@ Didi: Except, vanilla ice cream tastes good.
COrnflakes winning in CO…COincidence????
Hee. Thanks for the state info, that rocks!
Ohhh, California. First gay marriage – now this.
Cocoa Krispies are the devil. So gross!
Cocoa Krispies are ahead in Ohio and we all know that as Ohio goes, so goes the nation. Of course, these are the folks who found a way to make a candy version of the nut which falls from their state tree (mmm…buckeyes), so it probably shouldn’t be much of a surprise that they’re favoring the chocolate cereal. Go Krispies!
I’m sure I’m going to hell for snickering at “Do it for Jacko” being about voting in the Fruit/Nut category…
@Jeni: Since I’m the one who perpetrated the inference, save me a seat. Hee.
We Ohioans know what we’re doing. Viva la Cocoa Krispies!