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No, really: What of our hens?

Submitted by on May 5, 2008 – 8:52 AM10 Comments

Reader Lori S. tipped me to International Respect For Chickens Day, which I very dis-respectfully missed (it was yesterday). United Poultry Concerns does have a store, if you would like to purchase a chicken-themed shirt or leggings, but alas, none of their tees have slogans like “Nice Cock” or “That’s Fowl.” That isn’t very respectful either, I suppose.

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  • I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that the “leggings” aren’t Foghorn Leghorn-like. I would SOOOOOO have coveted those. But leggings of B&W photos of chickens? Not so much.

  • Jaybird says:

    And no “hen farts” apparel, either. Just a fluffy li’l she-chicken, with a demure little “foof” cloud behind her, wearing a “What?” expression.

    ‘Cause I wanna wear that to church.

  • Rinaldo says:

    You want respect for chickens? We at the University of Delaware have as our team the “Fighting Blue Hens”! How much more respectful could we get??

  • Margaret in CO says:

    Just in time for the “Mike the Headless Chicken Festival” in Fruita CO!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yukypf
    (I love that tinyurl put the word “yuky” in there! Hahaha!)

  • Jaybird says:

    @Rinaldo: DUUUUDE. That fairly smacks of “A Boy Named Sue” syndrome.

  • dr. e says:

    So, if the UD guys athletic teams play as the “Fighting Blue Hens,” are the gals the “Lady Blue Hens”? I’ve wondered something similar about the about the USC Gamecocks…

  • Shotrock says:

    So if the Blue Hens mated with the Gamecocks, we’d have … Blue Cocks?

    (Oh, like NO ONE else’s mind went there. C’mon.)

  • L.H. says:

    W00t! I’m from Newark, DE too. The Blue Hen herself is named YouDee, which is so lame it fills me with rage. The university likes to say it’s the only college with a female mascot, but since YouDee is completely androgynous (except for the huge muscles- not helping their case) I think they just want to have their cake and eat it too.

  • Elizabeth says:

    Does a hen fart make a “foof” or a “poot” noise? This may be important.

    I once had an idea for a “hens = funny” t-shirt with a cute cartoon hen, and I was totally going to send it in to Sars all “look, it’s cute! be my friend!” but I can only remember how to draw about once every five years or so.

    So, um, HEY VEEEEEEEEEEEENUS!!!!!

  • Sarah D. Bunting says:

    Venus if you will /
    Please find an Elizabeth for me to kill /
    For putting this damn song back in my head /
    Oh, I wish that I were deeeeeead /
    Ooo eee ooo ooo

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