“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Polar cleavability, amplitude, and thermo-expansion tests at the B.A.R.F. Watch now!
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
Hey, we have the same microwave!
I used to eat so many things as a child that I now realize were part of a long term assassination plan…
My heart stopped a beat or two to watch knife/cleaver work being done on a plate and not a cutting board, but the white was so much more visually pleasing, so pulse recommenced.
Did the post-nuke peep say anything, like, “I’m mellllltinnnngg!”?
Dude, credit the music!! Is this another Dave Bunting Groove?
@Cora: Weird, YouTube is supposed to credit it automatically now. Sorry, Medeski, Martin & Wood! Not sure which cut it is, but I’ll ask Mr. S.