“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
In case you missed it, the latest from the Revolting Snacks lab:
And of course, the inaugural Peeps analysis sequence!
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
I find it incredibly upsetting that those ‘marshmallow’ fuckers won’t burn. Man. Just when you think you know a snack…
Also: Pretty mani!
Hee. Thanks. Sally Hansen’s quick-dry formula + Dr. Stupidhead’s camera tricks = looks professional!
This experiment would make such a wonderful diorama for the Washington Post Peeps Contest next year. OK, maybe I need some sleep.
Love the Aqua Net! Did you have on hand or did you have to purchase it? I never liked Peeps, always found them to be a little suspicious. They’re so innocently cute but they taste so bad. Probably has something to do with whatever is in them that makes them inflammable.