“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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“And awesome’s plenty for meeeeeee!” And for you guys, who have hoisted the contest up over 86 percent. Four thousand more, and the lovely and talented $ hucks in another $2,500. Good work, people. Keep it up, and stay tuned for a special tomato-dance announcement.
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
Woo-Hoo! This is pretty darn awesome! I’m very impressed at the average amount of contribution – $86K+ has been donated by just over 1,000 people. Average donations of more than $50 is better than most fund-raisers can hope to get – maybe we’re just lured in by the creative projects at Donors Choose. I mean, who doesn’t think Dirt is Important?!
I’m really hoping to start a meme with this one: vegetable costumes and philanthropy. Dude in a carrot suit dancing to raise money for March of Dimes, little kids in peapod and chile pepper costumes doing UNICEF for trick-or-treat, a phalanx of broccolis marching in support of human rights — the possibilities are endless, here.
I’m relishing the fact that despite the fact that he announced it on his show last night, we’re still kicking Colbert’s ass.