“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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SEVENTY-FIIIIIIIIVE!
Nice work. I’ve notified DC to flip the switch on the match, but it may not take effect until business hours tomorrow; thanks in advance for your patience.
And thanks right now for your awesome-osity.
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
awesome!
Amazing!
So – to clarify, will the match take us all the way to $100K, if we hold up our end?
It’s a 12.5 match, so if I understand the arithmetic correctly, it should. In other words, if y’all can raise $12,500 more, that’s matched, and that’s 25K, done, tomato suit, train, thank you and good night.
Excellent!
woohoo! Will you be coming into Union Station??? Will look for a tomato!