“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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Okay, TN hivemind. If you’re stung that I’m using this design, now’s the time to buzz about it. (Sorry.) (…Not sorry, even a little.)
I’ve (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a lonely girl in possession of a library card must be in want of a twin. The child who spends a lot of time in books also spends …
Dear Sars,
Welcome back! Dear cracking dry hands season, not so much. I’m here to ask you/the readers about a product I could swear I saw mentioned on the Vine ages ago, but I can’t find …
I like it. It’s clean and easy to use.
I like it. What’s it for?
@Dayna – Thank you! I’ve been wondering, but thought I was the only one who didn’t know.
So, what’s up, Sars?
I feel that keeping calm and eating a bee are mutually exclusive activities.
I have eaten a bee. Not intentionally, either. I was running, the bee was in my path and . . . down the hatch.
“Calm” does not describe the state I was in when I ate the bee.
I am also curious about this cryptic message!
I’m with Lori and Clover:
… What?????!!!!
“Eat a bee”/”Eat a bowl of bees” has become Tomato Nation parlance for “Go jump in a lake”/”Go fuck yourself.” In addition, something that “eats a bowl of bees” is something that sucks and can go fuck itself.
I like it! At first my reaction was kind of like Lori’s–that keeping calm and eating a bee seem mutually exclusive. But then when I thought more about what eating a bee really means, I came around. There’s something extra “fuck you” about saying, essentially, “*Keep calm* and go fuck yourself.” Sign me up for a shirt!