Baseball

“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

M&Ms vs. Ghirardelli
March 25, 2010 · 7 Comments

It’s a motherfuckin’ walk-off: vote now! (Scroll down.)
Look for Flight 4 in the next couple of days; I apologize for the delay.

The Vine: March 25, 2010
March 25, 2010 · 19 Comments

Hello Sarah and readers!
I once came across a very good cover, by Badly Drawn Boy, of “Come On Eileen.” I found it here. Listen to it! It’s very good. And then please tell me where …

N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 3
March 24, 2010 · 81 Comments
N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 3

Today’s write-ups by Keckler.Confused? Click here.
1 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup vs. 16 Zero. I’m sorry, but there is something really WRONG about a white candy bar. It’s unnatural and weird and looks like Bunnicula got …

Upcoming content schedule
March 24, 2010 · No Comment

Hello, friends. Here’s the schedule for the next couple of days, ideally:
1) N Candy AA Flight 3 will go up tonight.
2) Voting in Flight 1 will CLOSE tonight, so if you haven’t voted yet in …

Big Country Little Car Tour: Day 1
March 24, 2010 · 28 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour: Day 1

It’s a big country. I have a little car. It’s Big Country Little Car Tour 2010.

Why?Well, why not? I like to drive, I have a thing in Murfreesboro on Friday, I haven’t seen AB Chao …

N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 2
March 23, 2010 · 74 Comments
N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 2

Today’s write-ups by Keckler. Confused? Click here.
1 Skor vs. 16 Raisinets. This is going to be a bloodbath. Over the past ten years, I’ve come to accept (even love) many foods, but raisins are not …

N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 1
March 22, 2010 · 108 Comments
N Candy AA: Round of 64, Flight 1

Welcome to the N Candy AA! Please enjoy 1) the snazzy graphic by Glark, and 2) the new voting set-up — as you can see, the polls are tucked in under each write-up.
We’ll probably roll …

Webmaster Note
March 21, 2010 · 31 Comments
Webmaster Note

Hey TN peeps, this is Glark. I’m helping Sarah out on her redesign. Just a quick note to say if you are not seeing stuff in the sidebar that’s expected, it is just a by-product …

The Vine: March 19, 2010
March 19, 2010 · 27 Comments

Dear Sars,
A few months ago, I remember hearing (on NPR?) about a newish website which allowed users to rent/put up for rent rarely used appliances and household items to help others and make some extra …

The N Candy AA: Get ready for Mars Madness
March 18, 2010 · 70 Comments

Empty calories! Barely-civil debate! Violations of sampler etiquette! Numerous puns about nut clusters, each more immature than the last!