Baseball

“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

14/31: Runner, Runner
January 14, 2015 · 7 Comments
14/31: <em>Runner, Runner</em>

What is it about gambling-related B movies with the word “runner” in the title? Why can’t they suck less?

The Vine: January 14, 2015
January 14, 2015 · 10 Comments
The Vine: January 14, 2015

I recently broke up with someone I am now pretty sure is depressed. My question is: do I reach out and tell him this and if so, what do I say?

13/31: Bad Girls
January 13, 2015 · 3 Comments
13/31: <em>Bad Girls</em>

Couch Baron and I planned to do a dialogue-style review of Bad Girls, but then CB fell asleep.

12/31: Smash His Camera
January 12, 2015 · No Comment
12/31: <em>Smash His Camera</em>

Or, “The Amour Fou-to Between Jackie O And The Godfather Of American Paparazzi.”

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Grosse Pointe Blank
January 12, 2015 · 19 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Grosse Pointe Blank</em>

Reader Rayvyn is shooting to kill with a Cusack joint.

11/31: Shenandoah
January 11, 2015 · No Comment
11/31: <em>Shenandoah</em>

One of the things I love best about 31 Films In 31 Days is the subpatterns that emerge.

10/31: Nightcrawler
January 10, 2015 · 3 Comments
10/31: <em>Nightcrawler</em>

What a performance by Jake Gyllenhaal — and what a performance by Dan Gilroy.

9/31: Into The Woods
January 10, 2015 · 11 Comments
9/31: <em>Into The Woods</em>

“Oh dear. How uneasy I feel. Perhaps it’s all the sweets.” – my new ringtone.

8/31: Happy Christmas
January 8, 2015 · 4 Comments
8/31: <em>Happy Christmas</em>

The last scene in Happy Christmas — technically not a scene — is its best, and most frustrating.

7/31: Gone Girl
January 7, 2015 · 8 Comments
7/31: <em>Gone Girl</em>

I really wanted to like Gone Girl, and I thought I might reaaaaally hate it, because I gave up on the book 15 pages in.