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NCDS Update: Round Of 64 Voting Closed
August 21, 2008 · No Comment

Voting for Flight 4 is now closed.   Headed into the Round of 32: vanilla; Irish cream; Chubby Hubby; raspberry sherbet; praline (upset); peanut butter cup; grasshopper pie/Thin Mint; and coffee.
Round of 32 will appear …

The Vine: August 20, 2008
August 20, 2008 · 43 Comments

Hi Sars,
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo, and I’d like your advice on whether my reasoning is sound or I’m fooling myself as to what it’d really mean (which, in certain moods, I sometimes suspect).
My …

NCDS Update: Flight 3 Closed
August 20, 2008 · No Comment

Proceeding to the next round: strawberry; pistachio (upset); lime sherbet; Neapolitan; Rocky Road/heavenly hash; peanut butter and chocolate; dulce de leche; and chocolate chocolate chip.   No huge surprises there.
Flight 4 stays open ’til tomorrow …

Crazy Nines
August 19, 2008 · 9 Comments
Crazy Nines

You may care to enjoy a little baseball-related project I’ve got going: Crazy Nines, in which I put together fantasy teams based on the most arbitrary imaginable attributes.   The first team, Seven O’Clock Noir, …

Crazy Nines: Seven O’Clock Noir (The Black-and-White Team)
August 19, 2008 · 2 Comments
Crazy Nines: Seven O’Clock Noir (The Black-and-White Team)

I’ve decided to pull the content from my Crazy Nines blog over here, in the hopes that it will force me to update that section more often than I have. (These posts are a couple …

NCDS Update: Flight 2 Closed
August 19, 2008 · 20 Comments

Prevailing flavors: cookies and cream; fudge ripple (barely, in a minor upset); sticky toffee pudding (upset); Heath Bar Crunch; Key Lime Pie (upset); both regular and mint chocolate chips; and rainbow sherbet.   This will …

Support Local Biz: August 18, 2008
August 18, 2008 · 5 Comments
Support Local Biz: August 18, 2008

News of the N.C. Double Scoop: Flight 1 voting has closed. Proceeding to the next round: cookie dough; black raspberry/Oregon blackberry (upset) (well, it was an upset; I am the opposite of upset about it); …

Tropic Thunder
August 17, 2008 · 26 Comments
<I>Tropic Thunder</I>

Tropic Thunder seemed almost guaranteed to disappoint, because I couldn’t wait to see it and really wanted to love it.It didn’t disappoint, and I did love it, but not for the reasons I’d expected to.
The …

The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 4: Write-Ups
August 17, 2008 · 49 Comments
The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 4: Write-Ups

Confused? Click here. To vote, click here.
1 Vanilla vs. 16 olive oil. You do have some vanilla-loathers out there, but I can’t imagine they’d make this one close.
8 Irish cream vs. 9 Gold Medal Ribbon. …

The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 3: Write-Ups
August 16, 2008 · 50 Comments
The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 3: Write-Ups

Confused?Click here. To vote, click here.
1 Strawberry vs. 16 bacon. Bacon ice cream isn’t appetizing to me — even if I could eat it (can’t; vegequarian), I’d probably pass, because it just sounds way too …