“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
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Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
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You can get the story — and commentary on it — anywhere, but if you’re looking to kick back with some “A-Rod re-signs with the Yanks” reading, I’d suggest Replacement Level Yankees Blog’s post and …
Of course, said book is but a mote compared with Bonds’s massive cranium: “Baseball home-run king Barry Bonds used steroids to fuel his success and then lied about it, prosecutors said on Thursday in charging …
“It’s a stupid name!” “So’s your face!”
The UN free-rice vocab game, guaranteed time-suck for word-nerd know-it-alls like me (thanks to reader Smash for the tip).
The new TWoP blogs, with daily picks and random bitching …
“They sell pugs in SkyMall now? Sweet! …Oh. Boo.”
Doing a piece on the unnecessary — nay, outright wrong — shit in the SkyMall catalog is one step behind “what’s the deal with …
Note: ALL donors to the contest received gift certificates for $100 from Donors Choose to apply to the projects of your choice. If you didn’t receive one, you should have, so please check your junk …
I’d seen it before, I think, on PBS — back in high school, which is a bit hard to believe now given the attitudes of the country in the late eighties. And the film was …
Apologies for the radio silence; I was in Florida on a family matter and haven’t had much of a chance to respond to various emails. Let’s just say that the phrase “stealth cat pee” figured …
Hi Sars,
I am wondering if you or any of your readers have any ideas about where I could find a nice plain pair of cotton pajamas…you know, the “old man” kind that has the long-sleeved …
“Omar Moreno better not be ganking my Fruit Roll-Ups. I will break a bitch’s neck, I swear to God.”
A trifecta of interesting A-Rod reading for you: ESPN.com’s Jerry Crasnick on the five big questions …
The TWoP site director asked me to do a little write-up for TWoP of my adventures on Friday — presumably in exchange for disrupting the office — and you can read it here. When you’ve …