“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Hi Sars,
I am wondering if you or any of your readers have any ideas about where I could find a nice plain pair of cotton pajamas…you know, the “old man” kind that has the long-sleeved …
“Omar Moreno better not be ganking my Fruit Roll-Ups. I will break a bitch’s neck, I swear to God.”
A trifecta of interesting A-Rod reading for you: ESPN.com’s Jerry Crasnick on the five big questions …
The TWoP site director asked me to do a little write-up for TWoP of my adventures on Friday — presumably in exchange for disrupting the office — and you can read it here. When you’ve …
Emails have begun to go out notifying winners of their eligibility. We did have some issues earlier with my email going into spam filters and whatnot, so keep an eye out.
A few short ends here, since I’ve been up to my ears all day…
Thanks to reader Bryan M. for tipping me to an update in the West Memphis Three case. The site has a clickable …
Kudos for you guys from Jerry Yang’s blog, the Six Apart blog, and Federated Media. Well done, folks.
Woo hoo!
Super-thanks to my bro for cutting the footage so fast. Super-non-thanks to my chins for…being myriad, and to myself for not wearing makeup in the morning. Man is that hat unflattering.
The dance itself is …
…Aw.
Logistical updates: 1) Prizing is still on hold; I’m waiting for word about a couple more prizes before I start picking the winners. You can find the updated prize list by clicking on the …
Loki Lounge. 5th Ave. and 2nd St. in the BK. Mr. S and the Couch Baron attending. Tomato costume now festooned with cat hair. Your chance to appear in a video montage. Juuuuust sayin’.
“Enough with …
people not named Will Forte who thought I was an apple: 5
people not named Will Forte who asked if I forgot what day Halloween is/was dressing up late: 6
times Will Forte did each of those …