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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

I have a bet with myself
October 19, 2007 · 78 Comments

And you’ll have to settle it.Ready?If you haven’t gone over there already today, please head to the TWoP homepage.Then come right back here and post your initial reaction in the comments.
 
I apologize in advance — …

The Vine: Runner Fest I
October 19, 2007 · 21 Comments

Dear Sars,
 
I am a runner.I run a lot.While I love it, my body does not.I have had problems with chronic and extremely painful shin splints for a year or so now.I’m on the distance …

Hello, Joe, whaddya know
October 18, 2007 · 26 Comments

(“We need a hit, so here I go“)
So, Torre is out as manager of the Yankees. Miss Alli and Joe R and I talked about it briefly at the office today, and I said it …

Clublife
October 18, 2007 · One Comment

I love Rob The Bouncer’s blog. I know I’ve recommended it here, but I will do so again, especially for New York-area people who will read his descriptions of the local Guido talent, choke a …

TN Fall Contest: Oh, I’ve Got Plenty Of Awesooooome
October 18, 2007 · 3 Comments

“And awesome’s plenty for meeeeeee!” And for you guys, who have hoisted the contest up over 86 percent. Four thousand more, and the lovely and talented $ hucks in another $2,500. Good work, people. Keep …

Seductive Poison: A Jonestown Survivor’s Story of Life and Death Inside the Peoples Temple
October 18, 2007 · 21 Comments

No, that is not a typo; evidently, this is how they spelled it. Perhaps Jim Jones wanted to evoke some sort of global-village, all-the-peoples-of-God’s-earth vibe — although what Jones wanted, or more accurately, when Jones …

Dear Mr. And/Or Mrs. Sarah D. Bunting: You Will Die Someday. Love, Your Junk Mail
October 17, 2007 · 42 Comments

There is so very much I do not understand about the mailing I received today from Pinelawn Memorial Park And Garden Mausoleums, starting with why I received it in the first place, and why it …

Guyz Nite Show And Video Event: Tonight, R Bar, 8 PM
October 17, 2007 · 2 Comments

Guyz Nite has a show/international press event/video world premiere tonight at 8 PM at R Bar (218 Bowery between Rivington and Prince), followed by an after-party at The Randolph at Broome.Come for the Die Hard …

The Vine: October 16, 2007
October 16, 2007 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
 
I can’t stop thinking about this and it’s making me feel crazy.
 
I met a guy at a mutual friend’s party late last summer and began an intense relationship with him, very quickly. …

TN Fall Contest: $ Is Awesome
October 15, 2007 · 9 Comments

And by “$” I mean our mystery donor, who, when we passed 80K last night, threw in $2,500. $ will throw in another $2,500 if/when we get to 90K, so let’s get to spending. Currently, …