“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
“OMAR! I CAN STILL GET THE SLIDER OVER, OMAR! CALL ME, DUDER! OMAR, HI!”
Subject line: “The Mets:”
Body of email: “…what the hell?”
I don’t know, dude! I’ll cop to finding this death swoon pretty funny for …
Not that Kid Nation isn’t a perfect storm of WTF? already, but on top of everything else — a Vagisil ad during the broadcast? Really, ad sales team? You’re sure about that? Don’t want …
Dear Sars,
If I do something with intent and forethought (like keeping an e-mail short or dressing like a nun), have I done it purposely or purposefully?Similarly, if I do something with a certain amount …
“Will It Float?”
Sars,
Oh goddess of all things baseball, can you explain this to me at all? I see this “magic number” posted around Chicago (Cubs fans — can’t live with ’em…) but I don’t understand …
I can’t believe how much smoke one taxi creates when it catches on fire — these “inferno” headlines aren’t kidding, when we went down to the street the smoke was almost too thick to see …
The TN Fall Contest is set to launch on October 1 — once again, we’ll be raising money for Donors Choose as part of their Blogger Challenge. Stay tuned for goal updates.
Before we start, …
Hey Sars,
Here’s a question for Vine readers. I’m wondering if there is a neutral or unflavored toothpaste. Toothpaste flavors are, to me, so over-the-top intense and sweet that they make me gag almost every morning. …
It’s funny, the things we believe — the reasons we have for believing those things. I read far too many ghost stories growing up, and I did said growing up in an old house which …
