Baseball

“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Brave One
September 12, 2007 · 33 Comments
<I>The Brave One</I>

Above: the only worthwhile aspect of the movie.

Beliefs
September 12, 2007 · 23 Comments

It’s funny, the things we believe — the reasons we have for believing those things. I read far too many ghost stories growing up, and I did said growing up in an old house which …

The Vine: September 7, 2007
September 7, 2007 · 28 Comments

Hi Sars —
I have a question: last month I went to St. Lucia on my honeymoon. Had an amazing time. While there, I bought an ice-cream bar called a “Bounty.” It was possibly the best …

The Vine: September 6, 2007
September 6, 2007 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
 
I’ve thought about writing to you several times, but now I find myself with a problem that I really need a fresh opinion on.It is, of course, a boy problem.Actually, it’s a …

The Vine: September 5, 2007
September 5, 2007 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
I have a little family problem or maybe it’s my problem with the family. My aunt and her partner frequently go out of town and have taken to asking me to housesit (one word? …

“Table the label”
September 5, 2007 · 6 Comments

Please please PLEASE let Mr. T be a judge on Project Runway this year. Pleeeeeeeease.

Keys To An Effective Nap
September 4, 2007 · 46 Comments

Micro-naps (also known as “power naps”) work better than free-range napping.On a drizzly Sunday afternoon, if you had one glass of red wine too many the night before, sacking out on the couch for a …

Brothers & Sisters: “Light The Lights”
September 3, 2007 · 2 Comments

Or, as I like to call it, “Shite The Shites”:

As we fade up on the Whedon household, whimsical flutes and sleigh bells on the soundtrack signal us that it’s The Christma-sode. Not sure you get …

5 things currently annoying me in fashion magazines
August 31, 2007 · 65 Comments

The proliferation of “in” belt styles. It seems like, in ages past, you had one kind of standard belt at a time — one width. In high school, skinny belt. After college, wider belt. You …