Baseball

“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Wendigo
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

Oh my crap, where to begin with this…”movie.” It has so many serious problems, I can’t even decide which one is primarily at fault, but I think it’s a “flawed in its inception” issue, because …

We Don’t Live Here Anymore
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

I saw this a bit ago, but forgot to write it up here.It was good, and yet it was annoying.The acting was good, and yet it was…annoying.I liked watching it, and yet I kind of …

Walk The Line
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

Pretty good; I’d expected better reviews after the seemingly endless pre-release hype, but it’s actually quite good despite some lukewarmness in the press.It just suffers from the usual problems biopics have — too much symbolic …

Waiting for Guffman
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

I hadn’t seen it in years, and while it’s very good, I remember it as much funnier. Blasphemy, I know, but there you have it. A few gags got too much play while a few …

Volver
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

It didn’t work for me.I liked the acting; Penelope Cruz is good (although she doesn’t look like any of her “family” members, while they do somewhat look like they could be related to each other, …

Virtuosity
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

I should write an essay one of these days on the movies that I can’t not watch when they come on TV, because this is destined to become one — it is hilariously bad, overacted, …

The Village
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

I liked it more than most people, because I always like Shyamalan more than most people; his problem, as always, is that he’s so focused on the build-up, he botches the follow-through.I didn’t know the …

Vertigo
March 5, 2007 · One Comment

I’ve seen the movie three times, and I still don’t think I know what in the Sam Hill is going on.Seriously.Can someone explain it to me?I mean, she’s blonde, she’s dead, she’s brunette and alive, …

Unforgiven
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

I expected to enjoy this more than I did.The performances are outstanding, and parts of it are very satisfying, but the writing is too on the nose; the kid’s reaction to shooting Quick Mike is …

Underworld
March 5, 2007 · No Comment

Glark and I watched it on hotel pay-per-view, and no, they didn’t pay us, but they should have, because daaaaaaamn is it bad.The name actors are adequate, although it’s clear that Scott Speedman should probably …