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Chapter 1: Vrrrrrrrroomba!
I get home from the post office and the Roomba is all charged up and ready to go. I have provisionally named the Roomba “RoomBob,” knowing that I will have to pick another …
Hey Sars!
Sometimes I wish your site wasn’t so brilliant because
I waste so much time on it…
A couple of grammar
questions for you: I know the rules for “who”/”whom” (“who”
is a subject, “whom” an object, not that …
Hi Sars,
love the column and your site and tonight I ran into a situation that seemed right up
your alley.
My mom, stepdad and I just scored season tickets for a minor league team. It’s close by
and …
Dear loveliest and wise Sars,
I shall try to keep this as brief as possible but it’s a relationship problem so please bear with me. Four years ago, I began talking to a guy online. He …
Hi Sars. Sorry if this something like this has already been answered,
but I figured it was worth a shot.
My boyfriend (T) of a year and three months broke up with me a little
over a week …
Hi Sars,
First of all I’d like to say that Tomato Nation is
wonderful. I’m here every day checking for a new article or
Vine. I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times, but you
rock.
Also, I think you …
O Wise and Glorious Sars,
Love the site, love your advice. Need some assistance.
The story begins seven years ago, college. In one of those Greek group-mating rituals, my sorority was “paired” with a fraternity for a …
My birthday is in one month and one day, which puts it on a Tuesday, so my birthday itself, eh — but the lead-up to my birthday, in which I haunt my Amazon wish list’s …
Hi Sars,
I’m on the verge of a big life-defining decision, and trying to make it is
proving to be beyond me. I’d love to hear what you’d do in my situation, or
at least what factors you …
Dear Sars,
I know you said your take on wedding etiquette is often at odds with that of your readership, but you seem to have your head on straight and I’d appreciate your advice. Let’s get …