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Hobey, 1995-2014

Submitted by on March 28, 2014 – 3:04 PM213 Comments
Professor Sunbeam, June 2013

Professor Sunbeam, June 2013

One time, years ago, I started making a list of all the nicknames I had for the Hobe: Orangino. Hobey Wan. Clicks. Herr Mittenspiel. Grampy. Creamsicle. Tolstoy.

I stopped after, like, 37, because it was still only a fraction of the list, because he would keep licking a plastic bag like a big weirdo no matter what I called him, because they all meant the same thing, the thing all nicknames mean, that he was known, that he was loved.

And he is, more than all his names can say.

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  • Tracey says:

    Sars, I’m so, so sorry. I’m another one who’s always loved your cat-related essays. The Roomba one had me laughing so hard I cried.

  • snarkalupagus says:

    I’m another faithful reader who’s become more occasional as life has happened, but I stop by from time to time to check in. I was so sorry to hear this; the Joe-and-Hobey stories are some of my favorites, and forever will I associate a Roomba with startle poo.

    I’m sorry for your loss and hope that The Iron Lung keeps you and Dirk company through it. Sending peace to all three of you.

  • frogprof says:

    I am SO sorry for your loss. I always enjoyed the antics of The Hobe.

  • Amanda Mysteriosa says:

    Oh noooo. I’m so sorry. This is the worst part of pet ownership.

  • Anita says:

    I’m so sorry Sarah! My hugs and condolences.

  • cinderkeys says:

    I’m so sorry. I always loved your Hobey stories.

  • Alison says:

    I haven’t stopped in for a while, but I’ve been reading your website since I was in junior high, and looking at the dates I realise it was right as Hobey came along. I just want to express my sympathy for your furry companion. It’s very lucky that you got to enjoy him for so long, though I know that can make it seem harder right now.

  • Alexis says:

    Oh, Sars. I’m so sorry. It always seemed like somehow the Hobe would be around forever. Many condolences, and thank you for sharing his stories, hilarious and otherwise, with us.

  • Kitty says:

    Oh christ! I’m just seeing this now, about 2 weeks later. I’m so sorry for your loss of Hobe. I really felt like I knew the big, lovable, dork through your years of entertaining stories about him. He will be missed. **sniff**

  • Veronica B. says:

    Oh Sars – I know I’m WAY late to the party here, but I am SO SO sorry for your loss. Your essays on Hobe (and the late great Joe) nearly cost me my job on more than one occasion, as snorting and choking and basically looking like one is having a seizure is frown upon in an office environment. I’ll be sure to toast The Orange One tonight.

  • Diane says:

    I’m so sorry, Sars. May he forever chase (and be chased by) celestial Roombas.

  • Reader Gretchen says:

    I am so sorry, S. I am so sorry I just found this now looking at the archives. My heart goes out to you as I cry.

  • Sarah D. Bunting says:

    Thanks, friend. Knocking a certain Bob Uecker nesting doll off the shelf with his tail was one of his favorite pastimes. :)

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