I Got Married. Yay!
His name is Dan. He’s great.
Thank everyone so much for all the kind wishes so far! I hope I don’t seem like I was trying to be sneaky; I just didn’t get around to posting about it, and since I hadn’t posted about getting engaged, it seemed abrupt maybe? I didn’t want to be all Look At Me Big Deal That Guy about it after I proposed, and then I thought, well, maybe when the ring comes, and then that took a while, and then we got married and I needed to rest, and then it was like, so do I just throw a “my husband” in here where it belongs or is that weird now.
(“YOU’RE weird now.” “Totally.”)
Anyway! Sorry. This is the newly married couple, being doofi in the photo booth Mr. Stupidhead set up for the wedding. We got married in my backyard in July, and had lobster roll and lit sparklers and laughed and laughed. (I proposed on my birthday, drunk, while eating clam roll. Please make all the jokes.)
Dan likes college basketball, iced tea, and being the cats’ favorite. I usually call him “Dirk Birthworthy, Professional Actor” around here. He’s my date to Promato 2014 if’n you want to meet him in person. Now we’re going on our honeymoon to eat even MORE seafood, because that’s how we (lobster) roll. When we get back, I will have the same advice I always did about wedding Vine questions, EXCEPT: brides, get the airbrushing. It looks really good and it stays PUT.
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Congrats! :)
Yay! Congratulations to you both!
Yay!!!! Congrats! I’ve been a fan of your writing for so long, since like I discovered TWoP’s old ER recaps in 2003 I think? Huge fan and I would love to hear more personal stories on this blog, so if you’re worried about being That Guy… please don’t! But anyway, this picture is awesome!
So fantastic! All the best and congratulations to you both. Great photo, too.
So happy for you both! Many blessings! <3
Mazel tov!
Best wishes for much happiness!
What???
Congratulations and salutations! I came in to check the cracker thing and got THIS! Hugs all ’round!
Congrats Sars! And I like Dan already, because I come from Kentucky Wildcats and we are all about “anyone but Duke.”
Mazel Tov, and I hope some of that seafood involves ceviche. Fun fact: it is possible to eat so much ceviche on a honeymoon that you get tired of it by the last day or so. But it was really fun getting to that point.
Congrats! Awesome news!
Congratulations you crazy impetuous young things. You both look lovely in your wedding gear.
Everything about your wedding sounds awesome; anyone willing to start out married life with lobster rolls is obviously a keeper. And hey, don’t be shellfish … share some more wedding pics with the Nation!
Huzzah and congrats!
Congratulations!!! <3
So very many congratulations and mazal tov to both of you! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together!
Loooong time reader, occasional poster–mazel tov! So happy for you. Also I love your hair color. But MAINLY congrats!
Aw, Sars, that’s wonderful. Wishing you all the best!
Congratulations!!!! Wishing you two all the happiness in the world.
Congratulations!! I’m so happy for you!
And – as a soon to be bride wrestling with questions about photography and reception, I’m now planning for airbrushing. And – sparklers.
Many, many blessings and so much love to you both!
Sars!!! Congratulations, gorgeous. Whatever you have chosen, it is certainly the best. Happiness.
Woo-hoo! Congratulations Sarah and Dan! Good times ahead.
Congratulations!!
Omg congrats! As a long-time National, I couldn’t be happier for you, Sars! I got married a month ago, so I feel the joy!
Congratulations!
Congratulations! And like so many others, I love your wedding photo there, especially its vintage-y vibe. All the best!
Congratulations! The first year is the toughest, then it’s smooth sailing. At least that’s how it was for us.
I hope your life together is as happy as your writing has made me over the years.
Congratulations and best wishes for the kind of life together that makes cynics roll their eyes in disbelief that two people could ever still be that happy together after all these years.
Congratulations and best wishes from a longtime reader!
Yay!!! You’ve been there for so many of our milestones, it’s great to see one of yours! A million congrats to the Lady and Lord of Farthill!
And really, you look smokin’.
Yay!! Congrats. (And yay for okcupid!)
Iiiieeeeeeeee! That is so wonderful. I truly cannot believe you kept it a secret for so long!
So many congratulations! Enjoy that honeymoon and please share some silly stories with us.
Congrats. I expect to meet him in June at our reunion!
Congratulations! You both look so adorable!
Super duper congratulations to you both! And the cats. Many blessings to you and may you never run out of seafood jokes.
awww yay! congratulations to you both!
Oh my god. Congrats!! I wondered about the reference to a honeymoon the other day in the Vine. Sounds fabulous.
Congratulations! What a happy thing to see! Best wishes to you two!
So late in reading this post but – congratulations! Long time reader of the blog – you have such a singular voice – and I love this post, which is hilarious and sweet. Congratulations and best wishes to you both.
Congratulations! Enjoy all the seafood.
Ohhhhh, you’re sneaky, you are. CONGRATULATIONS!!
Congrats!!!
Congratulations, Sars! I thought noticed the word ‘husband’ occasionally being dropped in EHG discussions. :) Best wishes for a long, laughter-filled life together!
Woot!! Congratulations!! Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter together.
Awesome news! Congrats to both of you!!
Oh, this is so lovely. Best wishes!
Congratulations!!
Well hey, congratulations! Enjoy and all the best!
Yay! Congratulations and best wishes for a wonderful marriage.
Ah, huge congratulations, from a longtime reader.
Congratulations!