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Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2017
September 4, 2017 – 8:31 AM | 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2017

The tennis hotness rankings return…and the upsets at Arthur Ashe this time around definitely included our stomachs.

Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016
September 5, 2016 – 3:50 PM | 5 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016

Hellew! Buntsy here. Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows! And we've got a new pledge!

Open: Meth and the Maidens
January 9, 2010 – 10:30 AM | 12 Comments
<I>Open</I>: Meth and the Maidens

— by Todd K
Often when an autobiography makes pre-release headlines for its "shocking revelations" (in the case of Open, the big ones were Andre Agassi's early-1990s mullet wig, late-1990s meth use, and lifelong hatred of …